Universal Agreement

STEVEN KIRK Established 1967

Terms & Conditions of Business

Actual and Constructive Notice of Contractual Agreement

Universal Offer of Contract


If you agree to the following terms demonstrate as much by entering into business with me. All words carry the meaning as intended by me. Any and all parties (hereafter ‘you’) engaging, and or seeking to engage, in business with STEVEN KIRK (hereafter ‘i’, ‘me’, ‘my’, ‘myself’) agree that any and all contractual agreements arising from and or deriving from our communication(s) and or interaction(s) and or action(s) are done so on the following understanding(s) which at no time may be controverted revoked denied.

  1. You agree to the agreement in red ink on the first page (see below in red) including fees for damages and by replying you automatically have agreed with all terms & conditions stated within.
    1. This is not a complaint, a query, a request for a statement/agreement and is not to be treated as one. by doing so, you will agree to pay (£5,000.00) five thousand GBP in damages.
    2. Do not refer to me as Sir/Mr/Mrs/Ms or any title, which is a legal fiction name fraud and is not me. by doing so, you will also agree to pay (£5,000,000.00), 5 million GBP in damages for encouraging me to commit fraud for your benefits.
    3. To treat these notices/affidavits/documents/correspondences with the respect they deserve and by not doing so ie re-naming them you also agree to pay (£10,000.00) ten thousand GBP in damages.
    4. All correspondences must be under common law or sworn under oath under your full commercial liability with the penalty of perjury.
  1. You agree that you will act with honesty transparency integrity at all times and or in all interactions with me and in the event that you do not the value of the entire contractual agreement shall become payable to me.
  1. You agree that notice to agent is notice to principal and notice to principal is notice to agent applies.
  1. You agree that strictly no rights of usufruct are to be conveyed gifted transferred to you and or any of your associates, agents,contractors, at any time, whether now or at any time in the future.
  1. You agree that any and all document(s) requiring and or containing the signature and or autograph of and or for and or as by STEVEN KIRK are to be held expressly and specifically for the exclusive benefit of STEVEN KIRK at all times.
  1. You agree that upon closure of a relation any and all documents containing the original signature and or autograph of STEVEN KIRK is are to be returned to me by way of recorded delivery.
  1. You agree that if, during the course of our relation, i am put to any inconvenience (as deemed an ‘inconvenience’ by me) that the fee schedule contained herein shall apply. An example of inconvenience is where i am required and or asked to investigate and or undertake any work (administrative communicative and or otherwise) in order to assist you in performing your obligations and or correcting your errors and or mistakes.
  1. You agree that if, at any time, prior to and or during and or following the end of our relation, i am required to assist you in the execution of your duties and or role and or job including but not limited to pointing out the obvious, administrative works, telephone calls, letters, investigation and or other then the following fees and charges will become payable within fourteen (14) days of demand including fees for any damages as per the agreement on the first page clearly identifiable/readable and clearly understandable in red ink;
    1. For reading your letters/emails: up to 200.00 per letter dependant upon length of letter.
    2. For constructing letters/emails: up to 200.00 per letter dependant upon length of letter.
    3. For answering in bound telephone calls: 50.00 per call, 10 minutes maximum.
    4. For making and or initiating telephone calls: 75.00 per call, 10 minutes maximum.
    5. For any other task involving the use of my time 150.00 per hour or part of.
  1. You agree that you will hold my date securely and expressly and exclusively for the purposes of administering this relation and or account on m behalf.
  2. You agree that terms may be amended at any time by me and shall be effected by my providing you said amendments with 14 (fourteen) days notice.
  3. You agree that all and any disputes will and or shall be decided by an independent arbitration court.
    Where the terms herein stated conflict with your terms of business you agree that my terms shall and will supersede and take precedence over yours. In other words, your terms shall make way for mine.
  4. You agree that at no time are you conveyed gifted granted a Power of Attorney to act as by for STEVEN KIRK except as may be specifically and exclusively expressed in writing by me. i accept the term of your memorandum and association (Chapter) pertaining to bills, acceptances, drafts, promissory notes.